Supernatural Lists: Catch-Phrases and Pithy Sayings

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This is the second of seven in a series of Supernatural list posts celebrating the conclusion of their record-breaking series run of fifteen seasons.

I’m sure our house isn’t very different from other families. We have our own idiosyncrasies and short hand for expressing ourselves. For me, my go-to for commentary is almost always one of three places: Seinfeld, Supernatural, and Hamilton. Even my kids, who have never seen Seinfeld, are familiar with several of the pop culture vernacular: yada, yada, yada, not that there’s anything wrong with that, Newman, TWIIIIIX. Low talkers, close talkers, anti-dentites, big salads, baby eating dingoes, as well as why we don’t lick envelopes.

Supernatural is one of those wonderful shows where the actors love to go to work. It’s evident, and after fifteen completed seasons, they often harken back to previous seasons and episodes and call out fanon, continuity, plot holes, and just plain call back fun. For fans who love the meta, and I am one of them, it is a laugh, a private moment between actor and fan, an inside joke; a fourth wall broken. My sister just binged and completed the series, and she’ll make a comment to me, and I’ll smile because I know something she doesn’t, mainly because I’m on tumblr and read many of the convention accounts, and participate with the Supernatural family and on social media.

Here are a few of those out-of-context quotes that might or might not make sense to you, but for the SPN family, trust me, they are hilarious. They are not in any particular order, and I’m sure I’ve left out a few, but come on, it’s been fifteen seasons. (Warning for some language.)

  1. Bitch. Jerk.
  2. We’ve got work to do.
  3. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
  4. I’m an angel of the Lord.
  5. Mishamigos.
  6. …and I’m something called a Jared Padalecki.
  7. You married fake Ruby?!
  8. Assbutt.
  9. Castiel. Did you just Molotov my brother? Uh…no?
  10. Did he work for the post office?
  11. Hello, boys.
  12. Moose.
  13. Squirrel.
  14. Team Free Will or TFW.
  15. Idjits.
  16. I’m Kevin Tran. I’m in Advanced Placement.
  17. Family don’t end in blood.
  18. No chick flick moments.
  19. Kick it in the ass
  20. Awesome
  21. Son of a bitch
  22. So, get this…
  23. On my car, he showed up naked and covered in bees.
  24. Why’d you send him out there? I didn’t think you’d want him in here. I don’t. I’ve got a body in the basement. See? I’ve also got one buried out in the yard.
  25. Writing is hard.
  26. I’m Batman.
  27. Turns out you stand too close to an exploding dick it sends your ass straight to purgatory.
  28. Yesterday was Tuesday, but today’s Tuesday too.
  29. Pig in a poke.
  30. Luci…I’m home.
  31. Lucifer, you’re my brother, and I love you, but you are a great big bag of dicks.
  32. Suite Life of Zach and Cas.
  33. You are not the broken shell of a man I once thought you to be.
  34. I’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition.
  35. I brought you out of hell, and I can put you back in.
  36. Dad’s gone on a hunting trip.
  37. You don’t shoot Bambi. You shoot Bambi’s mother.
  38. Vampirates. What? It’s like the third thing you say. Nah. It’s not.
  39. I shot the sheriff. But you didn’t shoot the deputy.
  40. Too soon? Yeah, Dean, I’d say six seconds is too soon.
  41. My silence is your cue, Frank.
  42. Decide to be fine till the end of the week. Make yourself smile because you’re alive and that’s your job. And do it again the next week. – Frank Devereaux
  43. You built a panic room? I had a weekend free.
  44. Ranger Rick.
  45. I don’t care. And you know what? I don’t care that I don’t care.
  46. I think you pissed off my sandwich.
  47. Menage – what’s French for twelve?
  48. I said, hey. You did. Twice.
  49. Ghost-facers
  50. Jefferson starships.
  51. I don’t think G-d is on any flatbread.
  52. It’s funnier in Enochian.

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